Life choices for today:
Sit in shade at beach for 1 hr (+2)
Sit in sun at beach for 2 hr (-4)
Put keys in bikini top and drop them on pavement (-10)
Find keys immediately (+10)
Vaguely flash entire bayfront whilst picking up keys (-2)
Work on homemade presents (+20)
Eat half a bag of [vegan, barley sweetened] chocolate for dinner (-7)
Run to pharmacy for toxic hair removal (-12)
Purchase vodka, Peregrino, gum, and Cosmo while on run for toxins (-44)
Evidently I am regressing. Today I feel like a 19 year old version of myself. Nay, I am exactly like the 19 year old R. Nair? Really?? Though in no way does it vibe with my crunchy ethic or aesthetic...it does a killer job, I do declare.
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